Robin: Oh, Dr. Ford --
Patrick: No, Kelly, it's me.
Robin: That -- that is not very funny.
Patrick: You started it.
Robin: Well, Dr. Ford isn't someone that I used to flirt with before we started dating.
Patrick: Ah, the operative word, "before."
Robin: Stop.
Patrick: We don't have to pretend we're broken up anymore.
Robin: But we're still on duty.
Patrick: I miss you. Dad?
Noah: Patrick, if Dr. Ford saw you, he'd have you brought up before the board. It'd be everything you deserve.
Patrick: What, for unprofessional behavior?
Noah: Don't you think it's a little insensitive rubbing this in Emily's face?
Emily: I'm fine. I actually owe Patrick for helping me and Nikolas --
Noah: No, you don't have to defend my son, believe me. He was all over you when he split with Robin. Now he's just living down to his reputation.
Emily: Noah, I owe Patrick more than I can ever repay.
Emily: Nikolas came down with a mysterious illness. Uh -- no treatment worked, and his condition was deteriorating, so he was pushing me away to try to protect me from getting hurt.
Patrick: Sound familiar? Pushing people away, telling yourself it's for their own good?
Noah: So where do you and Robin come in?
Robin: Well, I was treating Nikolas, and we decided to act like a couple so he could keep up his pretense with Emily. It also helped to explain why I was staying at Wyndemere.
Noah: And Patrick didn't know anything about this?
Patrick: No, not at first.
Robin: No, but then I decided to tell him the truth, and of course, I explained everything.
Patrick: We worked together on Nikolas' illness. We came up with a cure.
Emily: So thank you for your concern, but it -- it all worked out.
Noah: Well, I -- two things to say -- congratulations.
Emily: Huh.
Noah: And get into therapy.
Patrick: Oh. And you have room to talk?
Noah: You know, don't -- you guys -- you always bring your personal problems to work. Epiphany is always on you two about keeping your private and your professional lives separate. I agree. Get a clue.
Noah: You know, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put you on the spot like that.
Emily: No, no, it's fine. You thought Patrick had something going on with me when the truth is he's been completely loyal to Robin.
Noah: Well, that's good. I mean, I like Robin.
Emily: Yeah, Robin's been good for him. When he first came to work here, you -- I'm sorry. It's probably not appropriate to be talking about it with his father.
Noah: No, that's okay. Patrick's been a skirt-chaser since he got out of diapers, so --
Emily: Yeah, but now he's found love and I think he's a better man.
Noah: Oh. I'd like to think it would last, you know?
Emily: Why wouldn't it?
Noah: Oh, I used -- I used to think I was pretty good at picking up when a woman wanted commitment -- you know, marriage -- even though she protested, but I -- I get that vibe from Robin.
Emily: Patrick's asked her to move in with him.
Noah: Yeah, well, the last time that happened, he bailed to Vegas. Patrick's a confirmed bachelor at heart.
Emily: Oh, I don't know. I think you're wrong. I think Robin and your son have found love.
Noah: The problem's not love -- it's the brave new world of living together.