Jason: Are you sure you're okay with this?
Courtney: Yeah, I mean Lila has always been so wonderful to me, I think we owe it to your grandmother to tell her in person.
Jason: Yeah I do owe it to Lila and Monica and Emily.
Edward comes in.
Edward: Dobson! Where the hell have you gotten to now... Hey! What is God's name are you doing here?
Jason: I got to tell Lila something.
Edward: Alan! Monica! Get in here! Somebody's probably been murdered. Alright everybody front and center down here. Emily, ah Ned, Skye, come on Dillon. front and center! Everybody, okay.
The Q's all come in asking what's going on?
Monica: Jason.
Dillon: So so that's him, that's the long lost brother guy.
Edward: He is an incorrigible felon. Alright everybody just just brace yourselves cause he says he has an announcement to make. So go ahead and tell us, tell us what kind of heinous crime you've committed
Courtney: Maybe this was a bad idea.
Emily: Grandfather, stop it. Just let Jason say what he has to say.
Jason: Courtney and I are ah getting married.
Emily: That's wonderful. Jason, I'm so happy for you.
Emily and Jason hug.
Alan: Congratulations, Son.
Alan shakes Jason's hand.
Ned: Congratulations
Monica: That's terrific.
A.J.: Where's Reginald when ya need him, or Dobson for that matter? This calls for a champagne celebration. My little brother is marrying my ex-wife, that's great!
A.J.: When I married Courtney, you said she was trash. Sonny's sister wasn't good enough to be a Quartermaine. But now that she's Jason's choice, look at you, you're tripping all over yourselves to roll out the red carpet.
Ned: No Junior what we objected to was you marrying an innocent girl to get Michael away from her brother.
A.J.: And who are you to sit in judgment Ned? Any of you. Whatever my intentions, I fell in love with Courtney. I turned my back on my family I gave up my inheritance to be with her.
Skye: As much as I hate to admit it, I was in on the whole Courtney plan from the beginning. AJ you lied to that girl, even after you professed to love her. And have you conveniently forgotten that you hired someone to stalk her, terrifying her within an inch of her life? You know Ned's right. You manipulated Courtney to the bitter end. And now that she has found happiness, she earned it. And if Jason is who she's found happiness with, then I say more power to her.
Monica: I think it was quite something for Jason to come over here and announce he was getting married.
Alan: I agree.
Edward: Well, she is a lovely girl.
A.J.: I can't believe I'm hearing this. Ahhh, you people really are blinded when it comes to your precious golden boy Jason aren't you? Do you have any idea when he decided to have my wife for himself? Any? How about after watching her work as a stripper huh? How's that for mighty fine, noble motives. The guy seduces my wife ruins my marriage, and you're all lining up to congratulate him.
Jason: You know what Courtney and I are getting married. If the Quartermaines like it's great. If they don't, its great. I just came to tell Lila and I did. So let's go.
Monica: No no no wait, please, please We're genuinely happy.
Jason: Thank you.
Courtney: Thank you Monica.
Edward: I suppose that means we're all be invited to the wedding? All of us, except AJ, of course.
Courtney: We would really love for all of you to be there.
Jason: We just don't want any trouble.
Alan: we wouldn't dream of making trouble.
Ned: Courtney welcome back to the family.
Ned hugs Courtney.
Dillon: Hi ah you don't really know me but I am your cousin Dillon.
Jason: S'up?
Dillon: Hi. So anyway congratulations.
Courtney: Oh Oh yeah, by the way Carly is throwing me a shower this evening. Lila can't make it but Monica, Skye, Emily if you guys would like to come…
Emily: Sounds like fun.
Monica: Well absolutely.
Skye: Yeah. Count me in.
Courtney: Great, okay then I'll see you at Carly's.
Monica: Okay.
Ned: Bye
Jason and Courtney leave.
Dillon: Okay, you know what I gotta say it, um I can not blame the guy for being in love with her because she must have made one hell of a stripper.
Edward: Do you kiss your grandmother with that mouth?
Ned: Grandfather relax, he is just a young man who's entitled to a thought of his own.
Edward: No siree, not when it's completely inappropriate. No.
A.J.: What's inappropriate? She was a stripper!
Ned: And why? To protect you from going to jail for arson. Yeah if you would have stayed away from the matches…
Q's erupt in fighting.
Courtney: Carly this is so sweet. The first time I married, I didn't get showers or wedding rehearsals, but seeing how it turned out, I guess it's all for the best ... Did you lose something?
Carly: Yeah! Sonny picked out the most adorable little baby mobile this morning and… Went to Kelly's, showed it to Penny and then I – I don't know we must have left it there or something when we rushed off to get home.
Courtney: I'm sure it's safe.
Carly: Yeah well I hope so.
Knock on the door. It's Penny.
Courtney: hey!
Penny: hey!
They hug.
Courtney: Thanks for coming.
Penny: Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. This is for you.
Penny hands Courtney a gift..
Courtney: Thank you.
Penny: hey, everything go okay?
Carly: What? Oh yeah it's it's beautiful, thank you, but you know Penny, you know that mobile I showed you this morning.
Penny: yeah
Carly: Did we leave it at Kelly's? Did it get left there or something?
Penny: No but I'll keep my eye out.
Carly: thanks
Another knock and it's Monica, Emily, and Skye.
Courtney: hey! You came!
Monica: Of course we did, we couldn't miss this.
Courtney: it's not like I gave you any notice or anything.
Emily: We're Quartermaine women, like you in a few days.
Monica: Absolutely
Emily: We don't need notice
Skye: That's right. We get a party going in 2 minutes flat. Look we got presents and everything.
Courtney: Well you guys didn't have to.
Monica: Nonsense this is your wedding shower.
Carly: Here, I'll take them. Hi There is a buffet on the table. Help yourselves.
Emily: You know it's great of you to do this for Courtney.
Carly: Well she's my friend. It wasn't a chore.
Emily: we're so thrilled for Jason.
Carly: Yeah I'm sure you are. Courtney's perfect for Jason.
Monica: Well everything looks so nice
Skye: Very.
Emily: Is there anything I can do to help?
Carly: No everything is just about set. I just have to clear these bags away and have a party! I have no idea where that mobile went.
Carly answers the door and it's Courtney's stripper friends.
Carly: Hello.
Wynona: Hi, I'm Wynona.
Wynona shakes Carly's hand.
Wynona: We used to work with Daisy at the Oasis. Ooo. I mean um Courtney. Hey doll how are you?
Courtney: You guys. wow. What a surprise
Tori: We're so jazzed for you, honey -
Wynona: Oh yeah! When Coleman told us about the shower, we couldn't wait to congratulate you.
Skye: Um excuse me did you say Coleman?
Wynona: Yeah. What about it?
Skye: Well, he's just an acquaintance of mine.
Wynona: Really? The old dog's coming up in the world.
Skye: Oh no no no It's nothing like that. I'm just surprised he would know about Courtney's wedding.
Wynona: Well he said, somebody called and told him this afternoon. What can I say? Good news travels fast.
Courtney: I am so happy to see you guys! Come here!
Courtney and the girls hug.
Rio: we've missed you.
Wynona: Not that we'd wish you back on the circuit. You're obviously doing just fine for yourself.
Tori: Jason Morgan. You go, girl.
Wynona: Oh man I'll never forget when he picked you up and carried you off stage that night. Oh yeah.
Rio: Give what's he really like?
Courtney: Ah um everybody, this is Wynona, Tori and Rio. Um. You guys this is, Skye, Emily, Monica, Penny and Carly.
Carly: Come on over. Join us. Come on in
The wedding shower continues with Courtney's mom, Janine crashing the party and then Jason arriving and whisking Courtney away. No other comments were made by Emily.